Subject: Chat with Miriam Carothers
From: Miriam Carothers <m.w.carothers@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Miriam: nice pix
me: which pics?
Miriam: did you know that 9/11 was an inside job?
me: yeah, I was informed beforehand
me: by the Freemasons or something
Miriam: Yale. Pweeze.
me: plus I helped to blame it on the Muslims afterwards
Miriam: Alive and KICKING
me: using NANOTECHNOLOGY
me: WINTERMUTE
Miriam: This trial in NYcis quite clever...
me: I haven't followed it
Miriam: Military courts could
me: Have you been up to anything interesting?
Miriam: be off the register
Miriam: yes.
me: You should list a couple of them along with brief summaries of each one
me: for fun
Miriam: ok, since we last hung out?
Miriam: I'm soooo game
me: very well
Miriam: Say go.
me: can you edit videos?
Miriam: No.
me: Do you have any extraordinary talents in terms of aesthetics or intellectual strains?
me: are you an artist or any such thing?
Miriam: Yes and yes and yes.
me: that's exciting
Miriam: I know!
me: don't you live around Flushing and Broadway?
Miriam: And I have the better docs.
Miriam: NO! LIC MO FO!
me: oicc
Miriam: That's where the hip kids hang.
Miriam: oicc?
me: Did you read the novel?
me: meant to write oic
Miriam: Parts. It made me ill. With embarassment. :(
Miriam: OIC?
Miriam: wha?
me: "oh I see"
Miriam: I don't speak yer newfangled lingo
Miriam: erm.
Miriam: I speak Archie comic book, EEGaDS! Harrumph!
Miriam: UUUrgh!
Miriam: Or, 60's Batman, OOOOOOOoooF! KaPLoooW!
Miriam: Like,Veronica Lodge's dad would go "EEgaaads" at her bill after charging a hottie dress to wear to the dance with Archie...
me: For some reason my mom bought me and sent me those when I was a kid at camp instead of getting me non-faggy comic books
Miriam: duh
Miriam: Nobody sent me them ever. My little sis was into them like a banshee.
Miriam: I played with jigsaw puzzles like an epic loser.
Miriam: Atleast your momwanted to make you a Archie reading faggot.
Miriam: My cats sat on my key pad btw.
Miriam: So the type is clustered here and there
Miriam: Ennyvay. EEEGADS!
Miriam: Holey SHNIKEY!
me: YOU'RE LYING
Miriam: No,that was later....
me: THESE ARE ALL LIES
Miriam: huh?>
me: so
Miriam: Erm...ok. wha>?
me: I believe we're having another party over here soon, same apartment as it was last time, I'll let you know
Miriam: are youok?
me: what?
me: yeah, why?
Miriam: what do you do these days?
me: finishing my second book, doing some articles for various things, about to start work on a pilot I'm doing with this couple
Miriam: porn?
me: nah, that's not my racket
Miriam: What is the Sasha Grey deal? She's angry pro Palestine
Miriam: Which I agree with but still...
me: never heard of her
Miriam: What's yer second book about?
me: about how various respected columnists such as Thomas Friedman are all incompetent and should be replaced
Miriam: AGREED
Miriam: Are you a Ron Paul fan?
me: I gave him $50 in 2008
Miriam: I am disgusted by BODAMABADA getting the Nobel
Miriam: FOR vWHAT?
me: Nobel has sort of been watered down by misuse anyway
Miriam: Awwww.
me: depreciated
Miriam: bummer
Miriam: Carter
me: Arafat too
me: and someone attrocious that I can't remember
Miriam: the scarf had a come back...
Miriam: chicks looked cute...
Miriam: MILOSOVIC and his minions are planting the seeds......
me: I've got to go, have to finish what I'm working on before noon
Miriam: why?
Miriam: How's Stroub?
me: my book is late
Miriam: ha
me: I'm supposed to have a chapter to them tomorrow
me: he's much better
me: still living in my den
Miriam: is he cooking?
me: he's unemployed
Miriam: what'shis number?Imight get himwork.
Miriam: :(
Miriam: I'll try anyway.
me: 718-844-0978
me: yeah, that'd be great if you could
me: he's been looking
Miriam: I always have contacts but he needs to show up
Miriam: It's sad. I will do my best to help.
me: he'd show up
me: he's totally ready now, been going to interviews and doing some stuff for me
Miriam: I have very good gigs but he has been sloppyin the past, hacking up on the street, etc.
Miriam: I dunno what to say, like, shape up hon.
Miriam: for you?
Miriam: wha?
me: doing research and organizing my information for a project, taking notes for me, sort of secretarial stuff
Miriam: right. And you're at the same apt?
me: yep
Miriam: whoelse is living there?
me: another journalist chick and a nice but dumb stoner DJ guy from France
Miriam: Barrett, you're fab, gorgeous, clever trevor, but uuugh. Live alone!
Miriam: Get away!
Miriam: I adored you fromthe get -go but really!
me: not feasible right now, not inclined to move
Miriam: Just fucking get away fromthe nasty.
me: the place is great now
Miriam: You're too groovy!
me: you're pretty groovy yourself
Miriam: I'm serious. You are a fancy young man. ESCAPE!
Miriam: GET A STUDIO
Miriam: where you can be kwayzee allalone.
me: no, that's gay for a guy to live in a studio
Miriam: You impressed me so much when we met...
me: come over sometime then
Miriam: But you need your own bichin' pad.
Miriam: where you can be nutty and nobody cares.
me: nobody cares here
me: all kinds of ridiculous things have happened over the past month and it is tolerated by all
Miriam: Plus, you'll never get a cool chick slumming it the way you are right now...it's unjust
Miriam: just sayin'
me: I just had one for two weeks and then I had to dump her twice
Miriam: flyyyyy solo
Miriam: we're almost 30!
me: plus I cheated on her a bunch
me: so females don't seem to mind my apartment
Miriam: Well, she was riddled with the clap so she didn't mind either
me: as long as it works out for everyone involved
Miriam: bwa haaaa
Miriam: get the z pac
me: will do
Miriam: oh dear, you're too clever and pretty to be behaving like this.
me: I'm having trouble following you
me: You're saying I need to get my own little apartment so that the girls will like me?
Miriam: no. You need your own pad so you will like YOU. All
Miriam: new agey style
Miriam: But yes, normal chicks might dig you if youhave a normal man pad.
me: I'm happy with the current setup, my roommates are all helping me with various projects
Miriam: But the point is really that you are gorge. Why the drama?
me: In about six months, i'll have more mony and can get a better place
me: I'm stuck until then
Miriam: fly solomofo
me: very well
Miriam: buck up badass.
Miriam: :D
me: I'm all bucked up already
Miriam: erm. ok.
Miriam: Find The Stranglers "Always the Sun" on you tube and post it in our chat.
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy9-epdDw9E
Miriam: soundslikeyou
Miriam: I'm serious.
me: this singer?
Miriam: veddy political
Miriam: listen to the lyrics
Miriam: whogets the job pushing the knob.
Miriam: sobleak
me: yeah, that's a pretty un-exuberant little band right there
Miriam: try WIRE Kidney bingoes
Miriam: so sick
me: maybe you should try listening to The Who
Miriam: nah. just find wire
Miriam: kidneys bingoes bywire
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZxPznJ5wGk
Miriam: yyes
Miriam: This makes me want to cry.
Miriam: We are reagan babies.
me: you need to totally stop listening to this sort of music immediately and replace it with a series of songs that I will choose for you in order to best restore you to taste
me: here you go
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlBip8CV1P8
me: also, I'm about 95 percent sure that listening to that sort of crappy rainy cloud wah wah music is damaging you in some way
Miriam: SO good
me: this or your stuff?
Miriam: This.
me: very well