From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

3:26 PM me: hanging with Divvya tonight?
3:28 PM Joshua: i doubt it
3:29 PM son
  you
 me: heard
 Joshua: what about you
  girlfriend there?
  or are we gonna go find a crazy manhattan party
3:30 PM me: gf is in Boston till sometime tomorrow to meet with some scientist
  but I have her dog
3:31 PM Joshua: word
  toga toga toga toga...
  2000.
 me: I'll probably be brainstorming on topics related to cyberpunk novel and other fun little things
  and pimping out my eepc
 Joshua: word
3:32 PM me: also, Straub and Scott are in Philly
 Joshua: that's great - well - i may try hide from stein at your place to prevent him from tagging along later
 me: very well
3:33 PM I actually don't mind if he comes insomuch as that he is a great resource in terms of science fiction
  on the other hand
 Joshua: i think i'll probably go home - change quickly and then go by your "flat" and then off to a bar or dance club
 me: he is moderately annoying
  Catalina might also come over
 Joshua: that's cool
3:34 PM me: Mirna may as well
  she has my mini--hooka from beirut
  you should come over and clean my room
 Joshua: nice
 me: yes, yes
 Joshua: perhaps
3:35 PM me: mirna really doesn't like Straub
 Joshua: maybe you could convince one of the females to
  i know
  she hates him alot
 me: she keeps inviting me to thanksgiving covertly and I keep explaining that Straub is having his own thanksgiving at his parents
  so he's obviously not going to go to her place
3:36 PM Joshua: yes - i got an email about thanksgiving without straub too
 me: at any rate, at least he did some porn the other day
3:37 PM Joshua: that's good - so why are he and scott in philly
 me: scott has to get a new ID so he can cash his check
  has to get it from philly for some reason
 Joshua: is scott from philly
 me: sort of
 Joshua: ic
 me: Straub is off to do something that will not in any way advance his economic interests
3:39 PM Joshua: and at the same time hinder those of scott probably - good luck to the both of them
  maybe they can shoot porn in philly and make some money
  ?
 me: perhaps
3:40 PM his stripper friend Autumn is down there
 Joshua: i don't really like her
 me: the other, female roommate has been very nice about his parasitism
 Joshua: she always gives me this fucked up attitude
 me: who cares, she's some stripper
3:41 PM Joshua: i don't - just saying
 me: THIS IS NOT A PRODUCTIVE AREA OF DISCUSSION
 Joshua: si
 me: speaking of productivity, yes, you should come over here later
 Joshua: time travel
  ?
 me: I must finish an Onion article now END TRANSMISSION WINTERMUTE
3:42 PM Joshua: i had this crazy dream last night - involving these plants that root in human bodies and then grow out and connect with each other
3:43 PM me: LIES
 Joshua: onion online or print
 me: both
 Joshua: very well
 me: as per usual
3:44 PM Joshua: i think the dream had something to do with your book idea
  meh