| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
5:51 PM Caleb: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091120/ap_on_re_eu/eu_italy_shroud_of_turin
You might reconsider everything now.
5:52 PM *You might want to reconsider everything now.
Christ, I'm hungover.
6:05 PM Caleb: Hung over?
6:06 PM Christ, I have a hangover.
6:16 PM me: NO ONE CARES WE LIVE IN NYC
hey, do me a favor
give me Lauren Darcy's phone number
6:17 PM Caleb: Why?
me: well
I'll tell you one thingg
it
it's totally not so that I can pull a cruel prank on the both of you
so go ahead and give me that number
6:18 PM Caleb: Hm.
What do you have in mind?
6:19 PM me: well
I think the problem here is that you don't know how to express affection
6:20 PM Caleb: Go on.
6:22 PM me: actually an e-mail address would work. Mysteryman3@aol.com is not taken yet
anyway, I'm just kidding; this sort of prank would probably get you killed
Caleb: Nonsense.
She doesn't know where I live.
281.682.7803
6:23 PM Fuck.
me: very well
in all seriousness
Caleb: Sincerity?
me: I'm actually not going to call her
as she's crazy
and I've got enough to deal with here
6:24 PM Caleb: Well, the good thing about Google is that this conversation will be eternally accessible if you ever change you mind.
*your.
me: John and I were just talking about how funny it would be to tell her that you're in love with her but you're worried about being hurt
yeah
Caleb: Drink some vodka. Think it over.
6:25 PM me: the good thing about having no ethics is that I could forge a separate conversation that incriminates you
and the good thing about human psychology is cognitive dissonance and the fact that people will choose to believe what they want
and the good thing about darcy is that she's crazy
6:26 PM but, again, I really don't want to talk to her
on the other hand, I'm not drunk
Caleb: I choose to believe in YOU, Barrett.
In YOU.