Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: You know what's really annoying?
me: what might that be?
Caleb: It's really annoying when you're in the middle of writing something important and you've finally got into a rhythm and then all the sudden someone of lesser intellectual ability comes along and breaks your attention.
me: GEE THAT NEVER HAPPENS TO ME
Caleb: Yeah, I didn't think you'd understand.
Caleb: Hey, Barrett.
Caleb: Ya heard?
Caleb: Barrett, have ya heard, Barrett?
Caleb: Ya heard, huh?
Caleb: Have ya?
Caleb: Have ya heard, Barrett?
me: YES WHAT IS IT?
Caleb: I'm just askin' if ya heard, is all.
Caleb: Ya heard?
me: yes
Caleb: I'm attempting to explain in an e-mail to a news director in El Paso why I would want to live and work in that her city.
Caleb: I'm tying together the Spanish and Dutch origins of El Paso and New York respectively, my associations with both cities, and the historical enmities between the two nations.
Caleb: I'm betting this'll work.
me: wow, you're a faggot
Caleb: Nonsense.
Caleb: I'm just whimsical.
Caleb: Faggots can't be whimsical.
me: lol Lou Reese
Caleb: Oooooooooooh yeah.
Caleb: That guy.
Caleb: I'm gonna rent "In and Out" and watch it with my grandpa.
me: you should do that
Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff974Ocxl4Q&feature=related
Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff974Ocxl4Q&feature=related
Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff974Ocxl4Q&feature=related