| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
10:31 AM Caleb: Dude!!!!!!!!
me: yeeeees
lol
10:32 AM Caleb: Dude!!!
I heard Robert Jensen confirmed you as a friend on Facebook!!!!
10:33 AM me: also, rebecca just dropped the charges against Straub
Caleb: THAT'S AAAAWWWWWEEESSOOMMEEE!!!!!
me: oh dude you should make that into a skit
Caleb: SSSSSSSWWEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!
me: and produce it with your hick girl cousins lol
Caleb: I'll produce your face.
10:34 AM WITH MY FOOT!!!
me: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
Caleb: So, why'd she drop the charges?
me: well
it was our turn to respond to her, essentially, as this morning was the court date
10:35 AM and she knows we would have fucked her up
also,Straub has that successful lawyer friend
whereas rebecca apparently lost her job
and can't get on unemployment
partly because she defrauded unemployment
10:36 AM Caleb: So, she wants to hire Straub's successful lawyer friend to fight that?
10:39 AM me: yes
Caleb: Hm.
10:40 AM She should drop the charges then.
me: anywho
now all that's left is for straub to force her to return his flat screen tv and whatnot
which is to say, her only remaining possessions of note
10:41 AM Caleb: What about the crossbow?
Who gets that?
10:47 AM me: his friend's still got it but I'm sure she'll fight for visitation
ha ha just kidding it's like the crossbow is a child innit
but anyway
10:48 AM now that the order of protection is no more
we can call her and see if she needs a place to crash lol
10:49 AM Caleb: You two are a couple of cut-ups.
10:50 AM Boy!
10:51 AM Whadda couple of cut-ups!
me: whadda!
Caleb: So I got this e-mail from this news director at a station in El Paso.
She says my cover letter and resume sure got her attention.
10:52 AM me: lol whadda
Caleb: But unfortunately, they were mysteriously routed to the wrong in-box and someone else has already taken the position.
10:53 AM Whadda pain in the butt!
10:55 AM me: wow
that's a fucked up thing to tell a job candidate after the fact
10:57 AM Caleb: It's a little frustrating.
me: more like a LOT of frustrating is what it is more like
10:59 AM Caleb: You're not helping matters, Barrett.
11:00 AM Let's try to be a little more supportive here, okay?
Okay?
11:06 AM me: LET US TR
Oh, wait
11:07 AM Caleb: Hello?