Subject: Chat with Mirna Hariz
From: Mirna Hariz <mirnahariz@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

12:02 AM me: sorry, internet fagged out
  so, long story short
 Mirna: ha
 me: almost exactly the same thing happened on sunday
12:03 AM whereby a cute little brown girl slept over
 Mirna: who are you?
  jesus
 me: and then this time Jen suddenly showed up
  outside
 Mirna: hahah
12:04 AM me: so little girl had to escape because she was actually frightened
 Mirna: how did she escape?
  and did you steal from a crackhead?
 me: they met in the living room but Jen suspected nothing
  and here's the kicker
 Mirna: hahahah
 me: jen later told me that she knew I had been crying over her that day
 Mirna: hahahaahhahhah
12:05 AM me: because when she arrived I "couldn't look me in the eye"
  and my face was reddish
 Mirna: you are the devil
  !!!
 me: yes, I jacked some stuff from a homicidal crackhead
  including some phone taps
12:06 AM that we can use for awesomeness
 Mirna: smart.
12:07 AM me: it's okay, he's not coming back
  I use false flag ops to turn him and a partner of his against each other
 Mirna: hahaha
 me: I've had to be creative lately
12:08 AM had to spend much of last two weeks typing up loose junkie ends
  now my damned book is due
 Mirna: well
  its hard, the junkie life
 me: because I've been distracted by crazy urban warfare
12:09 AM but I'll have it finished soon and then we can play computer games and caress each other
 Mirna: yay!
 me: yay!