From: "BushwickBK.com" <jeremy.sapienza@gmail.com>

To: barriticus@gmail.com

6:29 PM me: you must help me merge into my other half that I might learn and expand and seize control of the planet for this is the natural end of evolution for all sentient races
feed me information
GIVE ME MY SECRET NAME

6:31 PM BushwickBK.com: mkay

6:32 PM me: also, I'll have column in soon

 BushwickBK.com: oh cool