| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
11:35 AM Caleb: Hey, guy.
What's happenin'?
Guy.
11:40 AM me: oh hai
11:41 AM Caleb: How's life in the Big City?
me: broke up with scientist girlfriend
Caleb: Oh, Barrett.
I'm so sorry to hear that.
me: stole a bunch of shit from this murderer
Caleb: Are you okay?
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Caleb: Wait.
Go back to the murderer thing.
Say what now?
me: THE STREETS ARE REAL
11:42 AM some fellow
same guy who'd pulled a gun on mel
i caught him trying to steal a bunch of shitty old pc games
and pretty sure he took my roommate's iPod
so I threw him out
seized all of the stolen goods he'd stored here
including five video game consoles
a fur coat from the '70s
11:43 AM phone taps
few other random goods
Caleb: Which consoles?
me: and I scared him off by doing a crazy neo-pagan war dance in the window with my baseball bat while filming him
gamecube, n664
ps
snes
bunch of genesis shit
11:44 AM Caleb: And he was stealing the PC games from whom?
me: me
11:45 AM Caleb: I see.
me: anywho
Caleb: Yes.
me: all I need is to grab a couple games and cords and my nintendo fun center will be a reality
11:46 AM Caleb: Dare to dream, Barrett.
Know hope.
me: god damnit
that stoner faggot
11:47 AM Caleb: http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/11/a-moment-in-waco.html
11:51 AM me: classic cool
also, he called him a "shine"
11:54 AM Caleb: I'm gonna read it to my grandmother.
Maybe it will challenge some of her convictions.
me: and then she'll like it and you can be all like, "Know Hope."
11:55 AM Caleb: I'll snap a few close-up shots of her hand held high in the air making a "victory" sign.
11:57 AM me: use green font
12:53 PM Caleb: So what's the story on your love-gone-sour?
12:54 PM DETAILS!!!
me: usual
I cannot show enough affection
Caleb: Oh, Barrett.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry to hear that.
me: you need to be jammin to some lee hazlewood, so
12:55 PM son
Caleb: I've got some Stones going right now.
12:56 PM Anything new from Lee, or are you still stuck on Phaedra?
me: jackson
lady bird
couple other things
12:57 PM Caleb: I suppose you had better send me some links then.
me: I suppose I better have
12:59 PM Caleb: Meanwhile, ol' Kathryn Arnold apparently met Crazy Lauren Darcy the other night.
1:00 PM me: did they die?
Caleb: She thought Lauren was going to spit on her.
me: lol
1:01 PM Caleb: This Shamrock shit is really cramping my style.
1:03 PM me: no way
1:08 PM Caleb: No, for reals though.
1:21 PM me: do go on
2:06 PM Caleb: Oh, I was just sayin'.
2:07 PM There aren't any girls who are spitting on each other over me up here.
me: you are a huge fag lol from andy
2:08 PM Caleb: Andy Kaufman?
THE Andy Kaufman?
2:09 PM me: yes it is i back from the grave why did you let them make that terrible movie about me?
2:10 PM Caleb: Heartbeeps?
2:11 PM me: you win this round prichard
Caleb: PriTchard.
2:12 PM me: well you win this round as well
2:13 PM Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRCIuu5fdoo
2:15 PM me: fuuuuuuuuck
2:40 PM Caleb: I just found an old wrestling clip with Hulk Hogan calling a black guy "boy" and telling him that he's only fit to shine Hulk's shoes.
2:41 PM me: lol
what's up with all the shoe-shininh?
Caleb: I couldn't tell you.
3:06 PM Caleb: It's been too long since you've seen this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b095Wp_5HGE