me: just sent the column BushwickBK.com: thanks me: would have had it earlier but I actually wrote it while being screamed at by this girl I broke up with yesterday me: and who is nonetheless over here for some reason BushwickBK.com: and of whose existence I wasn't remotely aware me: well, she appeared on Halloween me: extracted me from my apartment me: and made me get off heroin me: and date her BushwickBK.com: thought you were doing that anyhow me: she is actually taking a picture of me right now me: I was me: then I got back on me: and then off again BushwickBK.com: hard thing I guess me: she is now deriding me for having spent some time writing me: apparently I am trying to be the center of attention and impress everyone me: because I was in my room with the door locked writing a column BushwickBK.com: so what BushwickBK.com: that's fun me: good question me: the point is that suddenly there are people in my place and I am still writing and this is a great offense against girlfriends everywhere me: anywho me: fucking nut me: peace out BushwickBK.com: later