Caleb: Fort Hood was named after John Bell Hood, Confederate general. me: you mean Confederate HERO me: because he killed U.S. troops Caleb: Well, perhaps not directly. me: oh, okay Caleb: And certainly not for anything so heinous as the defense of forced human bondage. Caleb: No sir. Caleb: He did it for the absolute sovereignty of the state. Caleb: And a communo-agrarian social structure. Caleb: And because Yankees drive like this: "dee-dee-dee-dee-dee." me: damn Yankees me: inventing the auto industry me: and letting southerners build the cars Caleb: I suppose they want extra kudos for attracting all of our Negroes to Detroit. me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isumZjs3dKA Caleb: So far the only semi-impressive thing is Method Man's spiked Prussian infantry helmet. Caleb: The rest just brings back a flood of obnoxious Brooklyn nigger memories. Caleb: Fucking niggers.