| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
4:47 PM Caleb: Here's some lolz:
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/11/05/2009-11-05_carrie_prejean_sex_tape_forced_exmiss_californias_lawsuit_settlement_report_.html
5:08 PM Caleb: I can't tell you how thrilled I am about this Fort Hood shooting.
5:09 PM MSNBC is reporting that one of the suspects is an Army major with an "Arabic" sounding last name.
That's so fucking blatantly rad.
5:10 PM It's actually blatantly actually blatant.
5:14 PM me: it is pretty blatant
bet you ten bucks that this Dubai editor of mine sends me an e-mail to apologize
5:15 PM Caleb: I'll raise you another ten that my grandfather has already made five racist slurs about the incident without even knowing about the Arabic name tidbit.
5:17 PM me: YOU'RE ON!
5:19 PM Caleb: You been following any Italian politics lately?
5:20 PM Because if not....
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-11-04/berlusconis-tranny-defense/?cid=hp:beastoriginalsC2
5:21 PM me: christ
5:23 PM Caleb: Meanwhile, Ted Haggard is getting back into the preachin' biz.
Which delights me.
5:25 PM me: HOW UTTERLY DELIGHTFUL!
5:26 PM damn arabs
my girlfriend is a scientisy
5:27 PM Caleb: A dual Scientologist and sissy?
Hahahahaha!!!
Idiot.
5:28 PM Fucking moron.
me: damnit
fucking Fort Hood
seriously, that's nuts
5:30 PM Caleb: What pisses me off the most is that I sent a resume to the tv station down there.
If the assholes had any class, I could be covering the whole thing live right now.
5:31 PM me: you should go down anyway and shoot a couple more guys
just as a joke
5:32 PM like art
like a big purple stain
Caleb: That, after all, would be the purest form of what I want to do.