Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

3:19 PM me: so
3:20 PM doing this dubai-based medical news outlet gig
  guy asked for my bio
  now he thinks I'm going to, like, cure U.S.-Middle Eastern relations
  Great stuff. You will make us famous. Certainly in the ME you will be known well. We are planning to translate these articles into Arabic and have these syndicated. We will do our best to get paid for them . if we do .... we will give you 40% in addition to what has been agreed.

You could be the silent US ambassador which US needs to continue to improve its image around here which unfortunately took a bit of a knock with G Bush.

Do you come across well on TV and Radio ? we might arrange some Radio and press interviews for you at the launch of our site ?
3:21 PM Caleb: Fucking towel-heads.
3:23 PM So how's Texas, bro?
 me: lol
  gay
3:25 PM Caleb: Check your inbox for lolgay.
 me: wow
3:26 PM what a giant faggot
 Caleb: lolgayz
  gayzlol
  gayzlolz
  And so forth.
  Yeah, he's a tool.
3:27 PM I really regret not hanging out with him at least once the entire year I was up here.
 me: yeah
  I hung out with him a couple times
  it was mostly just boring
  no good stories out of it, even
3:28 PM Caleb: You didn't paint any large, single blue stains?
3:31 PM me: nope