From: Andrew Stein <steinlink@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

11:43 AM me: yo yo
 Andrew: yo
 me: got kind of a situation over here
  Mel is going nuts
11:44 AM threw his bass out the window last night
  yelled at the girl upstairs
 Andrew: jesus
 me: just threatened all of us
  and is otherwise being uncivil
 Andrew: why?
11:45 AM me: I'm also under the impression that he's planning on leaving me without paying me the rent for this past month
  well
  the girl upstairs knocked on the floor because he was once again playing his bass real loudly at 12:30 pm
  I asked him to just turn down the bass
  and he did
11:46 AM but then he said he was going to go upstairs and go ballistic on that chick right before he leaves
  I asked him not to as this would create problems for me
  and he started arguing with me about it
11:47 AM I recorded part of it on my new voice recorder
  $30 at radioshack, best purchase ever
 Andrew: apparently
 me: anyway, then he came into my room with the bass and threw it out the window
 Andrew: broken glass?
11:48 AM me: luckily it landed right about where trash and whatnot is supposed to go anyway on the curb
  no, window was open
 Andrew: thanks god for small favors
 me: oh, absolutely, thanks Ann Landers!
  anywho
  I apologized to the girl, whom he yelled at this morning
11:49 AM but at any rate, I'm worried that he's not going to give me the $600 he owes me for last month's rent
  and meanwhile Straub still doesn't have his signing bonus and hasn't started yet
11:50 AM so, if this plays out as I'm worried it will, could I borrow $600 for like a week or so?
  I'd be able to pay you back very quickly
  as this new girl is going to give me money for deposit
  and I've got a bunch of money coming in
  no pressure, of course
  just thought I'd ask you first
  and it might not even be necessary
11:51 AM Andrew: I think I can - the only problem is if john cant pay rent this month
  my new job pays me quarterly instead of bo monthly
 me: depending on which check I get first
 Andrew: so I have to go 2 months with no paycheck starting monday
 me: oh, gotcha
  nevermind then
 Andrew: if john pays rent
 me: I'll figure something else out
 Andrew: we will have extra
  otherwise, we may all be screwed
11:52 AM me: well, no, if you're not going to be paid for a while, I'll just figure something else out
  but thanks for the offer anyway, I appreciate it
11:53 AM Andrew: I know you will pay me back - ill talk to john tonight
11:54 AM me: okay, thanks
 Andrew: meantime, i start posting sublet notice on craigslist now
  since the first is on monday
  straub and mels rooms
 me: well, mel's moving out tomorrow and a new girl is coming to replace him
 Andrew: throw mel out today - if hes not going to pay you, oyu need the rent
11:55 AM straub, unfortunately, could easily never get that job
  who knows, he lies alot
 me: yeah
 Andrew: he may never have had it
11:56 AM i wouldnt depend on him for rent - and hes not goign to work hard enough to get a job until hees living on the street in my opinion
  as sad as it sounds - i like the guy, but hes in a depression spiral
 me: well, if that's the case, then I'm totally fucked
 Andrew: best lay down the law now at least
11:57 AM worst case scenario, y'all default on that place and have to move out
 me: yeah, I can't really do that because I've got this sweet girl coming up from Georgia tomorrow
 Andrew: but if you advertise for 2 sublets now, you can probably get rent by monday
 me: well, again, already got one sublet
 Andrew: europeans and all
  so one sublet
11:58 AM tell straub he has to get another place - i know he doesnt want to live with his parents, but he certainly can
  they have an empty room
  i have sympathy for the guy
  but hes been withotu a job for 4 months now
 me: yeah
 Andrew: its not like you cant get a job in 4 months - it will suck
  but its still a job
  packing crates or whatever
11:59 AM we'll help as much as we can
  but a loan is a short term solution
 me: I know
 Andrew: y'all are still fucked until there are 3 renters there
 me: we'll see what happens
12:00 PM Andrew: we'll talk to mel
  i think we can threaten him into paying rent
 me: I don't think that's going to help
  he's really, really emotional right now
 Andrew: why? what happened to that guy?
12:01 PM me: I think he feels like I'm abandoning him or something
  because I asked him to move out after he threated everyone on another occasion the other day
 Andrew: what a pansy
12:04 PM is the new girl going to have rent on the first?
 me: anyway, I'm going to call my dad and ask him to help me out
  yeah, plus deposit for me
  since I now own the whole damned deposit
 Andrew: nice - that'll hopefully take care of october at least?
 me: yeah, but we still owe back rent
 Andrew: yeah, well, caleb is a shithead on that - i hope you didnt pay him out
 me: Caleb only owed me $200
12:05 PM and half of the deposit is his
  $900
 Andrew: ah
 me: the idea was that Straub would pay him for it with his signing bonus
12:06 PM anyway, he already got a 40k job down in Austin and is offering to pay me the $200 anyway
  and then I'll someday pay him the $900
 Andrew: good deal
12:07 PM what do y'all have to sell?
 me: a wii
  monitor
 Andrew: I can sell my laptop for about $400 methinks
  dont need it anyway
 me: well, again, don't do that
  this is my mess
12:08 PM Andrew: its a mess, certainly
  but no more your responsibility than mine methinks
 me: well, I should have declined to inherit Straub
 Andrew: he needs to go today unfortunately
12:09 PM like i said, he may whine, but he has his parents to fall back on, y'all dont
 me: on the other hand, had I gotten another roommate, he/she would have moved out by now with mel here
 Andrew: put up an ad for a sublet today
  you dont have to accept anyone random
 me: man, I can't just throw him out
 Andrew: look, i know it sucks
12:10 PM me: I've got enough money coming in to float him for a little while longer
 Andrew: barrett
  i know you have a gold heart and all
  but you have to face reality now
  if you float him more money
  he just has a place ot stay for a while longer without getting a job
12:11 PM i liek the guy, really -
  but he has another place to go
  as much as it sucks, if y'all default
  he just has ot move out
  y'all are fucked
 me: I know
  I'll do something today
12:12 PM Andrew: and oyu know as well as i do that the chances of him getting s signing bonus are 0%, if he has a job at all
  he said the same thign to us about 2 other jobs while he was at our place
 me: I wouldn't say zero
  well
  maybe
  okay, I need to think about this, I'll talk to you later, thanks for the advice
12:13 PM Andrew: you dont have to take on anyone who applies for the sublet if you dont want to - but at least you have the option to if you put the ad up today
  ok, ill give you a call tonight

48 minutes
1:01 PM me: well, I talked to Moishe and explained everything to him and he's being wonderfully understanding
1:02 PM just as long as Mel is out of here by tomorrow, anyway
 Andrew: moishe is a good guy
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Harlem_Globetrotters_on_Gilligan%27s_Island
 me: so since he's willing to wait a bit, I won't need to borrow any money from you
1:03 PM Andrew: in the future - you know i will help if I can, please ask
 me: but I appreciate your offer and your advice, you're a true-blue swamp man
  velvetine
1:04 PM enchante mmhrt hhmm ahna poboy
 Andrew: december 15th or so I should get 2 months of pay and my first bonus anyway
 me: good, go buy that one game
1:05 PM Andrew: borderlands?
 me: that, too
  that one adventure/shooter that got like 11/10 from one gaming magazine
  sequel to another game
  fuuuuuuuuuuuu
  I'll remember the name later
1:06 PM Andrew: modern warfare 2?
 me: oh, wait
  no
  it's only out for PS3
 Andrew: you totally lost me
 me: I swear I'm going to buy a PS3 as soon as I get a chance
 Andrew: i recommend it
 me: one sec, I'll figure out the name
  plus I want to play Final Fantasy
1:07 PM Andrew: fuck final fantasy
  im out of that series for good
 me: wtf?
 Andrew: sorry dude
  12 was the best in teh series in my opinion
 me: no, that's fine
 Andrew: btu I hate the direction they are going
  and I just dont have the patience for that shit anymore
 me: we'll see what you say when I'm playing the next one
 Andrew: 13 looks like a glorified anime
1:08 PM me: OH NO!!!!!!!
 Andrew: not that 1-12 weren't
  but its getting worse
 me: NOT ANIME, THAT THING YOU HATE!
 Andrew: you are right, ill likely change my tune when it actualyl comes out
 me: look, I'm going to go talk to someone rational, like Melvin
1:09 PM Andrew: something tell me he is going to agree with me on this one
  or throw your computer througha window
 me: he actually asked to use my laptop this morning