Subject: Chat with Mirna Hariz
From: Mirna Hariz <mirnahariz@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Mirna: what are you doing for thanksgiving?
Mirna: tickets to texas are like 700 bucks
me: probably going to stay here
Mirna: yay!
thanksgiving is at my place

me: I may very well work at a restaurant for two months in order to pay off some debts
Mirna: :)
Mirna: sarah's coming too
me: very well
Mirna: yay!
Mirna: ok so you are def coming/
Mirna: there will be food
me: yep
Mirna: bring whiskey or something <3
me: dude, no way!
me: I'm in AA now
me: I'm going through the 12 steps
Mirna: haha
me: Mirna, I'd like to apologize for my past behavior of threatening to rape your Arab navel in retaliation for 9/11
Mirna: STOP IT
me: I was speaking out of patriotism and lust
Mirna: hahaha
Mirna: i love you
Mirna: bring whiskey to thanksgivin
me: also, alcohol
me: will do
Mirna: <3
me: TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV
Mirna: tuv to the triple extreme
me: oh snap
me: also, check this out
me: http://jbyp.tfmostudios.com/index.php/2009/10/29/in-which-i-actually-draw-a-cartoon-and-make-two-little-girls-cry/
Mirna: title is HILARIOUS
me: This is the guy who was all threatening to sue and who later complained to my editor
me: yeah, apparently Charles Johnson and I are crying little girls
me: because he whined at me for three days straight and then tattled on me to boot
me: he leaves that part out
me: also, this
me: http://www.christmasghost.com/archives/2009/10/post_50.html
me: from the crazy chick whom I made fun of in my best piece evah the other day
me: these two nuts made me $250 because I got so many hits from the articles I did on them for True/Slant
Mirna: haha
Mirna: ok when i get there we'll mount a legal campaign against him
Mirna: lemme get this move over with
Mirna: <3
me: okay, remind me to tell you later about how I forced Tony Anglesey to pay me my $900
Mirna: yay!
Mirna: DO NOT tell straub
Mirna: about thanksgiving
Mirna: i swear to god
Mirna: just leave the house and dont tell him where you're going
me: he usually goes to his parents' house anyway
Mirna: yay
Mirna: still dont say anything