| Subject: Chat with Mirna Hariz |
| From: Mirna Hariz <mirnahariz@gmail.com> |
12:21 PM me: yo
Mirna: yo yo word
me: when you gonna be here?
12:22 PM Mirna: start work wednesday
me: we got a new female roommate moving in tomorrow
taking Mel's room
she seems cool
Mirna: nice
who?
me: you two can be lesbians together
a journalist, actually
Mirna: hahaha
nice
me: got her off craigslist
she's very bright, writes for a lot of various things
12:23 PM plus, she's not an ex-con
Mirna: nice
me: which is a pplus
Mirna: movin on up
does she love heroin?
me: probably not
Mirna: well then keep straub's blood in his room then
me: very well
Mirna: <3
me: tuv
12:24 PM Mirna: TUV
YOUR BABY IS SNORING INSIDE ME
me: good, that's how I know it's my baby
12:25 PM Mirna: i knew it was your baby when it had its first cigarette in there
smoke was coming out my vagina for days
me: story of my life