Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: This took entirely too long.
me: lol well-paid faggot
Caleb: Well-paid?
me: 40 gs you
me: yo
me: yo
me: yo
Caleb: Hm.
Caleb: My boss is a total fucking nut.
me: How so, friend?
Caleb: He's a little high-strung, I suppose.
Caleb: He told me the story yesterday about how he used his wife's visit to the hospital to birth their third child as an excuse to sneak out and take her two cats to the vet to have them put down.
me: umm
me: I see
me: huh
Caleb: He literally cackled when he reached the climax of the story.
me: lol cackle