Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Joshua: did straub make it home last night?
me: indeed
Joshua: was he... well?
me: I suppose
Joshua: very well then
Joshua: did he bring that girl back with him
Joshua: ?
me: yep
Joshua: very well
me: what's this I hear about an Asian woman?
Joshua: i don't know - i helped zombify an asian woman at some point - she was cute... what did he say
Joshua: ?
me: thought you might have taken her home
Joshua: i didn't take an asian girl home
Joshua: peruvian
me: bring me some food, thanks
Joshua: hope you like guinea pigs
me: lol well done
Joshua: yes yes
Joshua: how are you ?
me: hungry for guinea pigs
Joshua: lolol
Joshua: lol
Joshua: so what do you have planned later on?
me: fucking drinking some beers
Joshua: i understand
me: I just realized you're at work because it is Monday
me: was wondering why you hadn't brought me food
Joshua: there seems to be a flaw in your reasoning
me: yes, yes
Joshua: i could make my way by later
Joshua: with food?
me: yes
Joshua: mo' money mo' problems
Joshua: mo' food mo' problems
Joshua: lolol