Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: How badly are you hurting for September's rent?
me: fairly so, Mel still hasn't paid for me this month and I've had to go into debt to pay Moisha
Caleb: Moshe?
me: but of course I owe you the deposit eventually
me: should be able to pay you that in a couple of months
me: whatever, king hasid
Caleb: Word.
Caleb: I just crunched the numbers and realized how much spectacular debt I've ended up in.
Caleb: Trying to prioritize it all and shit.
Caleb: You're just above the middle.
me: very well
Caleb: Bottom line is that I'm a fucking millionaire now, so you'll get yours, Barrett Clown.
me: FAGGOT BROWN
Caleb: Oh yeah...
Caleb: Fucking yankee.
Caleb: You don't drive well, yankee.
Caleb: I'm gonna secede!
me: dude, this cartoonist guy
me: is such a whiny faggot that it's incredible
Caleb: Details!!
me: ah-so
me: I'll forward you our latest e-mail exchange
Caleb: :D
me: faggot
Caleb: :'(
me: lol
Caleb: You vandalized his art!
Caleb: Well done.