Check out what I did last night - it's pretty hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious, if I do say so myself. Long story short, there's this conservative blogger/writer/author fellow that I'm trying to expose as a neo-Nazi, and it's turning into a massive hilarious internet war.

Also, you should come by sometime and drink with us; I've got new roommates, including a really cool girl from Georgia whom you'd probably like. Also, my best friend Mirna is moving up in a week and she'll be living in the Bowery or thereabouts.