Subject: Chat with BushwickBK.com
From: "BushwickBK.com" <jeremy.sapienza@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

6:36 PM me: hey
  please add a line to the column
  "Also lol this"
  and hyperlink the whole thing to this url
  http://animalnewyork.com/2009/10/when-bullets-fly-run-for-the-bodega/
  oh thanks!
6:38 PM BushwickBK.com: ok
  Not Found

Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn't here.
6:39 PM maybe it's not live yet?
 me: hold on
  fuck it, nevermind
6:40 PM it's a video of flushing and broadway shooting where everybody runs into a bodega
 BushwickBK.com: ah
  an old one?
  recent?
 me: recent
 BushwickBK.com: I have a couple reporters that can run out and write up stupid news stories on shit liek that
6:41 PM so when you hear about anything remotely newsworthy just let m eknow
 me: right, but it's an amusing video
  you must inform the people
 BushwickBK.com: yah I get it, just letting you know
6:42 PM me: anyway, it's not important

22 minutes
7:04 PM me: hey, take out the line about the New York Times and elegance and whatnot, please, it sucks
7:06 PM BushwickBK.com: the whole sentence?

24 minutes
7:30 PM me: yes please
7:31 PM or, rather, the clause
  after the semi-colon
 BushwickBK.com: ah
  done
 me: thanks
7:32 PM I occasionally write ridiculous things that reveal how ridiculous I am and these must be stamped out
 BushwickBK.com: haha
  I have a whole bunch of shit I wrote when I was oh...19-20
  that i have had liquidated as well
7:33 PM me: yeah, me too
 BushwickBK.com: frightening shit
 me: we're lucky to have grown up before the internet was everpresent
 BushwickBK.com: once someone had to talk me out of publishing something in praise of Tim McVeigh
 me: or that stuff would be online as is the case with today's 16 year olds
 BushwickBK.com: it was online stuff
  but I'm lucky the publisher is cool
7:34 PM and more importantly, that my boss is his webmaster
  remnants of it are still online here and there
  in quotes and shit
  but the originals got zykloned
7:35 PM other things were on my own blog, which i finally deleted this year
  I was a bit famous for my outspoken hatred of The Troops
7:36 PM and now that my predictions that the troops would come home crazed and murderous and drug addicted and desperate
  have come true, I fear for my life
  plus it's bad if you want to make money in print

6 minutes
7:43 PM me: hey
  add this in
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lN80CXTRto
  add a sentence from which to hyperlink: "Sorry, also this."
7:44 PM it's important, everyone must know
  IT IS OUR DUTY
7:45 PM BushwickBK.com: ok ok that's it
7:46 PM me: thanks man
  I appreciate your time and effort
 BushwickBK.com: yeah so let me know when some concrete shit is happening and we should do a serious write-up of your PAC
7:47 PM if you get something going
 me: will do
  in a couple weeks
7:48 PM BushwickBK.com: yeah we'll need some drug dealers and shit for quotes prolly
  sobn stories
  sob