Subject: Chat with Mirna Hariz
From: Mirna Hariz <mirnahariz@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Mirna: the first person EVER
cause it is strictly forbidden
but the guy driving my boat loved me and let me
and this is the 'crappy' beach that is right next to my cousin's house
haha
i go there when i'm alone cause

Mirna: new wonder of the world
they are deciding now
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&sa=1&q=jeita+beirut&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&start=0
i took video inside!
all my friends say i might be

me: NOT ONE LEBANESE PENNU
Mirna: and i've gotten in wherever i want
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=sky+bar+beirut&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=&aqi=
thats the number one club in the world right now
they all look like that
i love it here.
we also have what may be a

Mirna: $50 cover
just coverand when you come up there are all these really well dressed young and old people outside just sitting
cause they dont let them in
all my friends from when i was little are bar managers now
so i havent spent a penny
NOT A PENNY

Mirna: mountains during the day, drinking at night at clubs all of them are on rooftops
i went to the #1 club in the world
they dont even let tourists in there
its soooo nice

Mirna: yes
me: disco dancing?
me: what are you doing over there?
Mirna: you can use regular charcoal or you can buy tiny ones from an arab store, they are very cheap
Mirna: i loved it too <3
me: I was actually just thinking a little while ago how much I liked living on your floor on Rio Grande
Mirna: in october sometime
Mirna: whichever is sooner
Mirna: after i get back
Mirna: i got you one pack of apple tobacco
Mirna: i will ship it or send it with my bro sometime
me: you're a dear
me: oh, snap
Mirna: it is small for your desk
Mirna: i bought your hookah today
Mirna: hello LOVER
Mirna: hahahaha
Mirna: i WISH i was there
Mirna: hahaha
me: WITH LOGIC AND PHILOSOPHY
me: but I was able to diffuse the situation
me: because he's black and has money
me: and then decides he's mad at the black record producer next to us
me: but finally gets up
me: and he goes ballistic on her
me: and some manager comes and tells him to get up
Mirna: HAHA
me: that people have paid 1,000 for
me: anyway, he keeps sitting down on the reserved couches
me: one sec
me: and my dad, of course, doesn't think that rules apply to him
me: so they have little vip table/couches
me: and some black guy who I know I've seen but not sure his name
me: and there are movie stars and whatnot
me: we're at one of these little lounges where you've got to be on the list
me: he's a fucking maniac
me: well
Mirna: what did he do
Mirna: hahahahahhaha
me: my dad caused a scene
Mirna: i wanna go!
me: with my dad and his fiance
me: then afterparty
me: I went to a fashion show on Saturday
Mirna: haha
me: you need more civil wars
Mirna: it costs 25 bucks just to GET
INTO the good beaches
but cigarettes are $2
thank you marlboro

Mirna: this is a ridiculously expensive country
drinks are 10 bucks MINIMUM anywhere
with well liquor
lebanon has always been expensive
a condo in beirut that is not 50 years old is close to a million, minimum
2 bd

Mirna: its close
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&sa=1&q=la+plage+lebanon&btnG=Search+images

me: anyway
me: LOGIC AND PHILOSOPHY
me: LOGIC AND PHILOSOPHY
me: LOGIC AND PHILOSOPHY
me: LOGIC AND PHILOSOPHY
Mirna: SCIENCE AND LASERS
Mirna: <3 <3 <3
me: okay
Mirna: i want some!
we should live together till we die

me: up in this piece
me: and some little jars of marmelade
me: plus I stole a bunch of muffins from the Pierre Hotel this morning
me: and thus of the blogosphere
me: which makes me the king of Huffington Post
me: I've now gotten like seven articles on Huffington Post in three weeks
Mirna: i love you <3
Mirna: really?
me: tuv
me: with PHILOSOPHY
me: plus I got off the smack