Subject: Chat with Mirna Hariz
From: Mirna Hariz <mirnahariz@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: yeah
Mirna: FANCY
Mirna: does that mean my name is under yours?
Mirna: ooooh!!!
me: I can get it on Huffington Post and name you collaborator
me: write what people have said regarding political. economic situation
me: send me an e-mail with about a page of observations about daily life in beirut compared to other times you've been there
Mirna: yay!
me: you can be my temporary lebanon correspondent
me: in fact, this will help both of us
Mirna: yes love
me: do me a favor
me: hey
Mirna: seriously, you'd be in heaven
Mirna: for a month
Mirna: i told you
Mirna: im in lebanon silly
me: oh, Beirut
Mirna: its retarded
Mirna: and more women than men
me: Austin?
Mirna: there are beautiful women everywhere
Mirna: and get a woman
Mirna: you should totally come here
me: WELL DONE
Mirna: when you are rich
Mirna: hey by the way
Mirna: BUT I GAVE IT SOME COKE
Mirna: NO
me: KICK IT
Mirna: YOUR BABY IS SLEEPING INSIDE ME
me: NO I LOVE YOU
me: !
Mirna: love you
Mirna: is that what i would call it?
Mirna: sounds nice
Mirna: collaborator
Mirna: huffington post
Mirna: oooh
me: then I'll use this for a couple of articles and you can use it for your resume
me: you can do it, it's easy
Mirna: <3
Mirna: i'll see what i can come up with
Mirna: will do
Mirna: hmmmmm ok
me: take a notepad with you at all times
me: everything you observe that is of significance to lebanon's current political climate, social climate
Mirna: or just political and economic
me: politics mostly, the extent to which life is normalized
Mirna: cultural? social?
Mirna: hahaha
me: just general things
Mirna: only political and economic?
me: it's like we are humping in print
Mirna: anything specific you want to know about
Mirna: its like we are married in print
Mirna: ok will do
me: so do a good job
Mirna: <3
me: okay, I'll e-mail you more details this weekend
Mirna: so i should be able to get some things for you <23
Mirna: i am here till sept 29th
Mirna: gotta go
Mirna: ok lover
me: yes, definitely
Mirna: you want to know what it is like now versus 9 years ago when i came?
Mirna: i have to start asking around
Mirna: i am getting you great shit
Mirna: HOT
Mirna: rolling stone and huffington post foreign correspondant
me: or either
me: can mean both
Mirna: oooh ok
Mirna: does correspondent mean that you wrote it or that you just gave info
me: foreign correspondent is accurate
me: it's not entirely up to date since I don't need it anymore
Mirna: oooh overseas correspondent sounds better than collaborator for my resume. but is that accurate?
me: k
Mirna: <3
Mirna: i want to see it
Mirna: send me your resume
Mirna: i love fame!
and titles!

Mirna: yay!
me: basically, give me lots of notes and you'll be well-rewarded in fame and titles
Mirna: oooh i want to be a collaborator on that too
me: also, can use it for Rolling Stone in a month or two when editor expands non-music coverage online
Mirna: it tells me EVERYTHING
Mirna: i know
Mirna: i am your fan
me: I've had like seven articles there in the past two weeks
Mirna: that sounds kind of communist
Mirna: TUV
Mirna: tuv
Mirna: <3
Mirna: i am very very excited.
me: tuv