From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

10:04 AM Joshua: yo - whats going on this fine evening
  ?
10:05 AM me: not much, probably just be playing with the STOVE NOW THAT WE'VE FINALLY GOT IT TURNED ON LOL
  be cookin an shit ya heard?
 Joshua: OMG
  OMW
  SYS
  LOL
 me: YES
10:06 AM Joshua: LMAO
  well i guess i could stop by a little later - after work of course
10:08 AM did you know - an alligator can go through 3000 teeth in a lifetime?
  that's an awful lot of teeth barrett
 me: WHAT MAKES YOU LIE
 Joshua: think about it
10:09 AM yes yes
 me: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bob_Rehahn