| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
7:50 PM Caleb: Yo, what's good, bossman, what's good?
Yo, it's hot, it's hot, hot, it's hot.
7:51 PM me: heeeeeeeee look at Kalub he's all like what
Caleb: I'm really going to enjoy not being here next week.
7:52 PM I hope Melvin takes off two days in row again so you can experience this torture.
me: niggers
Caleb: When I come back, the niggers will stop.
7:53 PM That's your charge.
That's your charge to keep.
My nigga.
me: bossman!
what's good?
what happened?
what happened?
that's how I say "pardon me I didn't hear you"
7:54 PM Caleb: Yooo.
You hear what he said, Brett? What he said?
7:55 PM He said "that's how I say 'pardon me I didn't hear you'".
That's what's up, right, Brett, uh, Barrett?
7:56 PM me: shawty don't smoke in front of guys hee hee
7:57 PM Caleb: Speaking of Shortie.
What's up with your shortie, fool?
You and Shortie getting into any trouble tonight?
me: nah, dawg
7:58 PM just smokin a blunt, playin some fight night
Caleb: Yo, that's what's up.
me: by the way
7:59 PM little blast from the past
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnxtk53KJ1g
8:00 PM Caleb: I just went to the ol' bathroom there and thought it best to warn you that it seems Melvin may have affixed his underoos to your towel via the towel rack.
8:01 PM There's also a distinctly unpleasant odor hanging in the air.
Also, don't ever show that to me again.
8:02 PM me: the best parts are toward the end when he's walking towards you
Caleb: Uh, I'll pass, thanks.
8:06 PM Wow.
8:07 PM So Paul McCartney finally admitted that "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" is about LSD.
me: IT IS?
8:08 PM Caleb: And apparently "Day Tripper" was also influenced by acid.
me: NO
Caleb: He's played for a fool this whole time.
8:52 PM Caleb: How's about a little Red Dawn for your downloads, sir?
8:53 PM me: oh snap
Caleb: Oh yeah.
And Roadhouse.
9:00 PM Caleb: And how about a none-too-minor filmic opus that I like to call "Mr. Holland's Opus"?
me: oh.....
been drinking, eh?
9:01 PM Caleb: Look, it's gonna be difficult to explain to your mother why you have to come home early, but in the end, she'll understand.
9:02 PM Also, I finished "Heavy Metal" last night.
9:03 PM Between that and Naked Lunch (the book), I'm a mere world's-shittiest-album away from a trifecta.
me: let's see
CHINESE DEMOCRACY LOL
9:04 PM Caleb: Methinks, sir, you've given me an idear.
Pirate Bay, here I come.
9:05 PM No, alack, the experience would be less than stellar on your shitty speakers.
Buy some awesome speakers before you come back, by the way.