| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
7:14 PM Caleb: To prove how little I respect you, I've downloaded, among other awesome motion pitchers, "Dirty Dancing" to your computer.
7:15 PM me: you're only hurting yourself
Caleb: Nothing goes together better than Scharzeneggar and heroin, after all.
FAGGOT!
7:16 PM me: I don't follow you
Caleb: IT'S HUMAN!!!
me: ???
Caleb: I mean, I'm drunk.
me: very well
Caleb: Ter her.
7:17 PM But you should still watch "The Running Man."
Because it's pretty neat.
me: oh, I'll watch that
CLAP IF YOU LOVE DYNAMO
that's all I remember
Caleb: There's a lot more.
me: oh, oh
download Total Recall
7:18 PM Caleb: And Done and dunne, dumbass.
minus the "And."
I mean, done and dunne, asshole.
me: speaking of which, sort of, download Dumb and Dumber
I want to see if it's still funny
Caleb: No.
me: fair enough
Caleb: It's not.
7:19 PM How about "Ace Ventura."
Holy shit.
I'm'a do it.
me: good
I don't care what anyone says, that's a funny movie
Caleb: There's a Taco Bell down the street.
me: despite Justin White
7:20 PM who went around saying "ALLLLRIGHTY THEN" constantly
Caleb: GET IN MAH BELLY!!!!!111
me: jesus
7:23 PM Caleb: There's also some pretty awesome Terminator 1 waiting for you.
7:24 PM me: ah, goodd
haven't seen that one since I was 10
All I remember is her saying "You're Terminated" and then crushing him
7:25 PM Caleb: It's decent, if dated.
Not so faggy as the sequel, as Nixon would say.
Have you found the Carradine faggot pictures yet?
me: saw it
7:26 PM Caleb: By which I mean, the Carradine-faggot-sex pictures.
What's the proper fucking link?
me: can't remember, just use your google powers
Caleb: I
me: not much to see, really
7:27 PM Caleb: I've tried the googles but all's I get is links to several faggot blogs cross-linking to each other's articles.
Fuck a google, in other words.
7:56 PM Caleb: "Total Recall" in two words:
How quaint.
7:57 PM "And uzis"
me: oic
8:16 PM Caleb: Punches in bunches, if you had any indication, nigger.