| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
1:35 PM Caleb: I just had to call some fascist police department in Ocoee, Florida.
They put me through to some fascist's answering machine.
me: por que?
Caleb: We want their 911 audio.
1:36 PM I have to do this usually once a day.
me: go on
1:37 PM Caleb: "You've reached the voice-mail of Office Stevens, Esquire, Public Affairs division. After the beep, leave a CONCISE message and I'll get back to you."
1:39 PM me: you should leave a rambling message
1:40 PM Caleb: I almost did, but only because I was nervous.
The presence of self-proclaimed esquires has that affect on me.
1:43 PM me: right
2:01 PM Caleb: Hokey fucking bastard.