From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

1:34 PM Joshua: what?
 me: what what, in the butt
1:35 PM Joshua: i c - MORE BEANS
  SNOGGIN'
 me: lol hi-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
1:39 PM so she was made of chimps!
1:40 PM Joshua: lolololololol - so, what's on the books?
 me: finishing up a couple of little projects, then downloading lots of Oblivion mods lol
 Joshua: wow - sounds like a larf
 me: oh absolutely
 Joshua: quite larfish that sounds

33 minutes
2:14 PM Joshua: hey - maybe you would be interested in hanging out at our place, staring at some walls blankly? huh?
2:16 PM me: gee, you're a nice guy and all, but I think of you as a brother. Let's just be friends.
  I NEED TO WASH MY HAIR
2:18 PM Joshua: hrumph