From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>

To: barriticus@gmail.com

11:56 AM me: I'm downloading Sims 3 off Pirate Bay lol lol

11:58 AM Joshua: lololol

  so? will they be filing suit this time?

12:00 PM would you like me to assist you in creating a cast of characters?

12:01 PM me: yes, you should make a handsome character that is fairly conventional in appearance

  I mean a family of rat people

12:02 PM Joshua: you had me goin' for a minute

  what are you planning on doing this eve ?

12:05 PM me: do a little dance, make a little love

  I mean nothing

 Joshua: oh?! oh...

12:06 PM um?

  well...

  pardon

 me: oh

47 minutes

12:53 PM me: HA HA NOW IT'S FINALLY DOWNLOADING AT A GOOD SPEED I SHALL HAVE IT SOON LOL LOL LOL

12:57 PM Joshua: LOLZ

12:58 PM perhaps

12:59 PM LOOLZ?

  LOLS?

 me: per-haps