From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Joshua: lololololol
me: What, you never heard of Flushdance?
Joshua: cousin larry?
Joshua: cousin?
me: only in America!
Joshua: (11:23:30 AM) joshrhawk80: i just had an issue that i had to solve with a finance guy's computer where his mouse was moving around on the screen without him moving it
(11:23:47 AM) Andrew Stein: was it doing things or just moving randomly?
(11:23:56 AM) joshrhawk80: moving randomly
(11:24:02 AM) joshrhawk80: guess
(11:24:05 AM) Andrew Stein: old computer?
(11:24:08 AM) joshrhawk80: nope
(11:24:14 AM) Andrew Stein: coffee in the mouse?
(11:24:25 AM) joshrhawk80: upon reinstalling the drivers for the mouse i noticed something
(11:24:27 AM) joshrhawk80: guess
(11:24:40 AM) Andrew Stein: i couldnt possibly ...
(11:24:48 AM) Andrew Stein: cp?
(11:24:50 AM) joshrhawk80: turns out that he had plugged a mouse in and i guess it fell off of his desk, so i guess he forgot about it and plugged in another mouse
(11:25:06 AM) joshrhawk80: i saw 2 mice in hardware
(11:25:15 AM) joshrhawk80: stupidity
(11:26:32 AM) Andrew Stein: holy shit
(11:26:36 AM) Andrew Stein: i almost spilled my coffee
(11:26:48 AM) joshrhawk80: the other mouse was lodged between the desk and the wall and i don't know how long it had been there but i guess something had dislodged it and it started reading again

Joshua: work story #45