From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>

To: barriticus@gmail.com

6:32 PM Caleb: Looks like I'll be shooting elephants well into tomorrow morning.

 me: I see

 Caleb: Don't bother to wait up for me.

17 minutes

6:49 PM Caleb: Did any packages arrive for me today?

6:50 PM me: don't believe so, dawg

 Caleb: Have you checked?

6:51 PM I didn't fucking think so.