I understand that you're looking for freelancers to handle content for The Lazy Environmentalist, and I'd like to be considered for assignments. My work has appeared in Vanity Fair, Skeptic, National Lampoon, McSweeney's, The Onion A.V. Club, and dozens of other publications, and my first book, Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design, and The Easter Bunny was released in 2007. I've also done several pieces on green topics targeted towards both consumers and industry professionals.
I've attached my resume; please take a look and let me know if you'd like to discuss this further.