I understand that you're looking for writers to compose cultural pieces, and I'd like to be considered. My work has appeared in Vanity Fair, The Huffington Post, Skeptic, The Onion A.V. Club, McSweeney's, National Lampoon, The Fortean Times, and dozens of other publications, and my first book, Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design, and The Easter Bunny was released in 2007 to praise from Alan Dershowitz of Harvard Law School and Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone, among other sources.
I don't have any good pictures at the moment, but here's a clip of an appearance I did on Fox News in January: