I understand that you're taking submissions for your next issue, and I was wondering if you'd be interested in a piece in which I analyze movie reviews from several Christian-oriented websites to see if they make any sort of sense.
My work has appeared in Vanity Fair, Skeptic, McSweeney's, National Lampoon, The Onion A.V. Club, and dozens of other publications, and my first book, Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design, and The Easter Bunny, was released in 2007.