From: Anna Bohichik <anna.bohichik@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Anna: it's pretty bad
Anna: but doesn't know how to do it
Anna: and she want a divorce
Anna: i just can't keep my mouth shut
Anna: for eveyone
Anna: it was exhausting tho
Anna: i hope so
me: well, I'm sure the surprising your mom thing more than cancels it out
Anna: b;ah
Anna: kurgh
Anna: depressing
Anna: it's just so hard going home
Anna: i know
Anna: so i feel pretty awful
me: I see
Anna: and kinda ruined the whole thing
Anna: i totally freaked out on my dad
Anna: the next day
Anna: then
Anna: but thne
Anna: it was awesome
Anna: she was just standing there looking at us
Anna: it was us
me: very cute
Anna: and it took her 4 seconds to realize
Anna: and we were sitting in "her" table
Anna: yeah, my mom walked into the restaurant
Anna: they all read your article and love it
me: well done
Anna: it was SO funny
me: wow
Anna: she cried
Anna: yes!
me: was your mom surprised?
me: Okay!
Anna: let's
Anna: yes
me: want to go out for a drink this week?
me: working on a few things
me: pretty well
Anna: but anyway, how are you?
me: one of the guys
Anna: well
me: yep
Anna: he's an asshole then. is this the same guy who owes you $?
Anna: hmm
me: I see...
me: word, laterz skaterz
Anna: my parents had a leak and i had to take sponge baths
Anna: well, i'm going to hop in the shower
Anna: yeah, you deserve better treatment.
me: never heard back
me: I did, in fact
Anna: does he know about your vf article? did you email it to him?
me: I know
Anna: then forget him
me: he just ignores me
me: nah
Anna: maybe if you give him an ultimatum
Anna: or try to negotiate with him
Anna: fuck him
Anna: do it
me: yeah, this publisher is allegedly putting it out and has already announced the book but that means nothing with this guy
Anna: but pitch it to another agent?
me: the same one I was going to do for my publisher, on Friedman and all the other prominent columnists/pundits who suck
Anna: about what
Anna: great!
me: thinking about doing another book proposal
Anna: what else is going on?
Anna: fo sheeeZ
me: I get it!
Anna: cray-Z
Anna: it's craz-Z
Anna: i know!
Anna: he's making rap videos now...
me: wow
Anna: my brother is possibly working with JAY-Z
Anna: not much, just got back today
me: what else is going on?
Anna: yeee haw!
Anna: boyz
Anna: have a good night
Anna: ok, cool
me: either one, sure
Anna: or fri?
me: whenever's good for you
Anna: when do you want to grab el drinko?
Anna: i don't know what to do
Anna: it was so bad
me: wordz
Anna: how about thurs?
Anna: ok, well my boss boss is back from bali tomorrow so i may need to stay late
Anna: adioZ