From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>

To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: This isn't a joke.
Caleb: But I'm not.
Caleb: You're thinking I'm about to make a joke.
me: christ
Caleb: Seriously.
Caleb: Shoot yourself.
Caleb: Hey, do you work in marketing?