From: Anna Bohichik <anna.bohichik@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Anna: that is SO funny
me: although I assumed it wasn't you
Anna: hahaha!
me: and I thought of you
me: and then they stole her debit card and a guitar
me: and met two girls there and let them crash at her place
Anna: no way
me: there was an account about a 27-year-old girl who went to Lazy Catfish on free pabst night
me: and in the police blotter
me: I was reading The Brooklyn Paper or whatever it's called
me: oh, also
me: Union square would be good
Anna: ok, or union square. whichever is easier for you.
me: or the general area?
me: want me to meet you at your place?
Anna: ok
Anna: or we could just go get a bagel
me: sure, let's do it
Anna: still want to go to museum tomorrow?
Anna: that is SO funny, i can't get over it@
me: how was your week?
Anna: i do have quite a few
Anna: damn! don't tell
me: you've probably got some guitar racket going on
me: you were probably one of the girls who stole from her
Anna: smooth
Anna: haha!
me: always stealing guitars
Anna: yes we are
me: girls are trouble
Anna: doi
me: duh!
Anna: duh
Anna: for letting two girls stay at her place
Anna: what a dumbass
Anna: hahaha
me: yeah, they just stole her stuff
Anna: they just took her shit
Anna: but she is ok, i presume
Anna: it does sound like me
Anna: hahah!
me: I was all like, "WHOAH DUDE!"
Anna: no, i don't think so either, was just trying to be funny. i have to tryl.
me: I know
Anna: that is the weirdest story i have heard
me: it wasn't like a lesbian thing I don't think
Anna: weird!
Anna: no, i'm not picking up women these days
me: she lived on Lorimer, too
me: yeah, it was weird
me: me too
Anna: i'm gonna try to sleep in
Anna: ok
me: give me a call around lunch or so
Anna: hmm
me: so, about what time should we meet tomorrow?
Anna: that's big, barrett!
Anna: well, vanity fair is the shit.
me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa
Anna: all in jest
me: it was a short-lived humor magazine
me: yeah, a couple times
Anna: i don't know what that is
Anna: did you write for jest
me: but I kind of need it to be longer
Anna: nice
me: 500 words
me: was editor of Jest, actually talked to him a few weeks back
Anna: you got the connex
Anna: how long does it have to be?
me: I actually know one of the guys who writes for the blog occasionally
Anna: !
Anna: that's great, barrett
Anna: omg
Anna: sweet!
me: yeah, they're paying me $250 for it
Anna: or are you sending it in for approval>
Anna: so is it a done deal?
Anna: cool!
me: I'll probably finish it up on Monday
Anna: and that they met at free pabst night at the lazy catfish
me: pretty good, still trying to figure out how to make this vanity fair piece good
Anna: my week was ok! yours?
Anna: doi hicky
Anna: i love art
me: I LOVE ARTICHOKES!
Anna: yes i am
me: wow, you're the dork
me: yes. yes it is
Anna: i love artichokes
Anna: cute
Anna: but that's kinda cut
Anna: dork
me: okie-dokie artichoky
Anna: i'll call you around noon then
Anna: cool
Anna: bye
me: word, nighty nite
Anna: ok, well, let's talk tmrw then
Anna: haha
me: you probably should
Anna: i'm going to refrain from looking at those sites for now. thank you.
me: 4chan or somethingawful.com
Anna: this is a funny converstaions
Anna: haha
Anna: but who did?
me: even though they clearly didn't
Anna: i've seen that one
me: nah, but I almost took a gig with this terrible fucking website called icanhazcheeseburger.com which everyone hates because they claim to have invented lolcats
Anna: i bet you wrote them
me: they were funny
me: I saw those
Anna: the russian ones
me: oh, man
Anna: people were talking about lolcats
Anna: i thought of you tonight at this dinner party