From: Mirna Hariz <mirnahariz@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

10:30 PM Mirna: i will be up in march
  week after sxsw
  you have to hang out with me <3
 me: NO WAY I WON'T ICKY
10:32 PM Mirna: i love you <3
 me: YOU DON'T LOVE ME YOU JUST LOVE MY DOGGY STYLE ZOMG LOL HIP HOP
10:34 PM Mirna: you see right through me :)
 me: I'm gonna have an article on Vanity Fair's website
10:35 PM Mirna: no shit?
  that's awesome!!
  on what?
 me: sho nuff
  Thomas Friedman
 Mirna: nice
  bout how much you loooooove him and think he's a genius?
 me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  Hillary Link IMed me earlier
10:36 PM with the usual Hillary Link argle-bargle
  including like ten minutes of monologue about how Brice is so not cool
10:37 PM Mirna: she still talks to him?
  for what purpose?
 me: every once in a while, apparently
 Mirna: does he live in dallas or austin?
 me: no idea
 Mirna: why has she been into him for like, 15 years?
 me: I've never seen someone not get over high school like that
 Mirna: its crazy
  is it all her high school issues or just brice?
10:38 PM me: all, I think
  she asked if you and I were in love
 Mirna: tonight?
 me: yeah
 Mirna: did you say yes? did you tell her that your baby is sleeping inside me?
 me: IT'S SLEEPING INSIDE OF ME
10:39 PM Mirna: where does she live now?
 me: LA
  doing corporate law and whatnot
10:40 PM Mirna: la is a good place for insecure batty blondes. she will fit in well
 me: apparently not
 Mirna: or at least be able to disguise her issues in typical la fashion
  she doesn't like it?
 me: she didn't seem to
10:41 PM Mirna: she's prolly been there since the summer, too
  well she can always come back to dallas
 me: you know who T.D. Jakes is?