| From: Hilarie Link <hilarie3@gmail.com> |
6:03 PM Hilarie: hi barrett
6:14 PM me: yo yo
Hilarie: whats new
me: not much, got commissioned to do an article for Vanity Fair's website
6:15 PM Hilarie: nice
me: what's going on with you?
Hilarie: defending eharmony.com in a lawsuit
me: over gays?
Hilarie: yes
me: that
is funny
6:16 PM I thought that was resolved
Hilarie: it was in NJ
we are getting sued in CA now
even though we settled and the NJ people were happy with the settlement
6:17 PM anyways
me: that's pretty gay
Hilarie: eHarmony is the main case im on
im also defending DHL over some contractual disputes
and for pro bono
im suing Olivera Egg Ranch on behalf of Humane Society
6:18 PM me: man, you're all over the place there
Hilarie: they were the subject of a proposition out here to make the chickens have cages that they could actually turn around in
now we are suing them for violating environmental regulations
me: you enjoying it yet?
Hilarie: yes. i like it.
me: you were all bummed out last time
6:19 PM well good
did you get a house or something?
Hilarie: i know but i just started and hadnt gotten into the groove yet
no im just renting right now
oh
btw
me: okay, let me know when you get one so I can live in your backyard
Hilarie: i have a garage you can live in
6:20 PM lol
ohh are you making reference to that joke we used to make?
me: very nice
yep indeed
Hilarie: well i believe that required me to marry wealthy
so when that happens, i will
me: okay, keep me posted
6:21 PM Hilarie: the vanity fair thing is pretty impressive
me: yeah, it'll help me out a lot
I hope to be able to make it a steady thing
still writing the article
Hilarie: i bet its easier for you to get laid now. i mean thats sexy. vanity fair.
me: I haven't tried out the line yet
6:22 PM Hilarie: so things sound good with you
hows living in nyc?
you still like it?
6:23 PM me: it's alright, I've been pretty broke though
I get a few well-paying freelance gigs here and there, but I'm trying to find some steady work
Hilarie: sorry. i guess its hard to make steady money even when you publish books and appear on tv
6:24 PM still living with caleb?
me: yeah, he's still working at Daily News doing video production for their website
6:25 PM which is a pretty damned good gig, particularly when you consider how ridiculous the job market is for media types right now
Hilarie: well its good he has that so he can help you out in the mean time
im lucky to have a job right now
like if i were graduating right now
id be fucked
me: he only makes minimum wage, so it's not that helpful
6:26 PM yeah, you should be happy with that job, too
Hilarie: i talked to brice a few weeks ago
hes a fag
me: NO WAY
HE HAS A TATTOO
Hilarie: lol
6:27 PM and speaks really horrible hebrew with no accent
me: oh shit
Hilarie: let me find this video
me: please do
Hilarie: it will crack you up
6:28 PM http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/video/video.php?v=806617984010
watch it
6:30 PM me: that
that's got nothing on his appearance in that fag documentary
Hilarie: no way
i didnt hear about that
me: about the oppressed college conservatives
Hilarie: well there is also his lifestyle choice to join the marines
6:31 PM thats pretty gay
me: mostly the Christianity thing
Hilarie: true
and the being a little pussy about everything thing
6:32 PM me: hold on, I'll give you a link
6:33 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-zz1HwxIjg
6:35 PM Hilarie: he sucks
6:36 PM that video is stupid
ya i think political correctness is really what we have to worry about
im pretty sure our country is fucked up because of retards like the people who made this
6:37 PM anyways, whatever happened to him making money on wall street?
and being successful?
he just couldnt cut it so he had to get involved in college causes
6:49 PM Hilarie: have you been back to dallas to visit?
6:50 PM i dont go back anymore bc my parents live in santa fe now
me: yeah, I went back for Xmas and Thankgiving, will probably go back again in a few months
6:51 PM Hilarie: dallas sucks. i dont miss it
me: yeah, I'm not too big on going back for any reason
Hilarie: it was kind of a nice city to grow up in though
me: I agree, was fun
Hilarie: are you and mirna in love?
6:52 PM me: lol wut
6:56 PM Hilarie: dunno
6:57 PM do you have a video clip of your tv appearance?