I understand that you need a writer for a project, and I'd like to be considered. My work has appeared in dozens of publications including Skeptic, National Lampoon, McSweeney's, and The Onion A.V. Club, and my first book, Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design, and the Easter Bunny, was released in 2007 to praise from Rolling Stone, Alan Dershowitz of Harvard Law School, and other sources.
Let me know if you'd like to discuss this further.