I'm a Brooklyn-based freelance writer and author, and I'd like to submit my resume in case any of IAC's properties are currently hiring writers in any capacity. My work has appeared in dozens of publications including National Lampoon, McSweeney's, Skeptic, and The Onion A.V. Club, and my first book, Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design, and the Easter Bunny, was released in 2007 to praise from Alan Dershowitz of Harvard Law School, Rolling Stone, The Huffington Post, and other sources.