I understand that you're looking for humor writers to do posts in the style of your blessed protagonist, and I'd like to be considered. My work has appeared in National Lampoon, McSweeney's, Cracked, Jest, Skeptic, and dozens of other publications, and my first book, Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design, and the Easter Bunny, was released in 2007 to praise from Alan Dershowitz of Harvard Law School, Rolling Stone, The Huffington Post, Air America Radio, and other sources.
I've attached my resume and a writing sample; please take a look and get back to me if you'd like to discuss this further.
