I understand that you're in need of a comedy writer, and I'd like to be considered. My work has appeared in dozens of publications including National Lampoon, McSweeney's, The Onion A.V. Club, Jest, and Cracked, and my first book, Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design, and the Easter Bunny, was released in 2007 to praise from Alan Dershowitz, Rolling Stone, Skeptic, and other sources.
I've pasted a couple of links to samples below; please take a look and get back to me if you'd like to discuss this further.