Andrew: I need you to write me some comedy real quick Andrew: can you do me a huge favor? Andrew: hey Andrew: no promises Andrew: and last time, there were 3 moderately attractive girls there Andrew: and $2 pbr Andrew: and close Andrew: its pretty alright me: yeah, I've seen it before Andrew: did john tell you about the comic bar we foudn near your place? Andrew: by we, I mean kevin Andrew: lets go have a few beers tonight and celebrate our new black president me: I mean, no! me: just woke up Andrew: maybe? sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays me: maybe Andrew: alcohol? me: not sure Andrew: what are you doing tonight? Andrew: ... or something Andrew: good news! Andrew: I need a funny way to say happy birthday to a btard