I understand you're putting together a group of writers to work on an animated film script, and I'd like to be considered. My work has appeared in dozens of publications including National Lampoon, McSweeney's, The Onion A.V. Club, Cracked, Jest, Skeptic, and The Fortean Times, and my first book, Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design, and the Easter Bunny, was released in 2007 to praise from Alan Dershowitz of Harvard Law School, Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone, Cenk Uyger of Air America Radio, and other sources. I've also served as a contract writer for the Emmy-award winning Fox Business Channel animated comedy News and Views with Hoofy and Boo, as well as for television performer Sati Achath, and have appeared on Fox News and other media outlets on behalf of GAMPAC, for which I serve as director of communications.
I'd like to get involved with this project because I'm interested in doing more animated humor work and getting more free food.
I've pasted a couple of links to samples below; please take a look and get back to me if you're interested.