From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Joshua: tell me a fable
me: TELL ME A FA-BLE UH_UH
Joshua: yes yes - twa twa
me: lol!
Joshua: lol
Joshua: im tryinjg to produce
me: I'm a producer
Joshua: or should i say gov-na
Joshua: governor
Joshua: how many rods to the hogshead did that job pay anyway
me: so I was all like, "YOUR LOSS TOOTS"
me: said they might possibly have something for me later
Joshua: lol
Joshua: i c
me: at least, not for now
me: not sure why
Joshua: i mean
me: nope
Joshua: what's in tha box
Joshua: wjat
Joshua: so - did you get the job?
me: wizzle wuzzle?