Caleb: And I need a Melvin-buffer. me: oh shit! Caleb: BECAUSE I MISS YOU, BRA!!! me: dude why bra? Caleb: Total bummer, bra! Caleb: Duuuuude! me: 29th, bra! Caleb: Hey, bra, when're ya comin' back? Bra. me: oh hey! Caleb: HI, GUY! Caleb: We talk. me: he been chattin' you up, eh? Caleb: Well, I'm done for the day. Caleb: http://www.nydailynews.com/video/?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=3281126 Caleb: Check it, yo. me: so, you know me: and you an enjoyer of pizza me: until I hit upon the idea of making John Ruiz the manager of an Austin pizza joint me: well, you know, I had a similar problem every once in a while Caleb: Same thing yesterday at Greeley Square. Caleb: I walked around Times Square for four hours and only got those four people to talk to me. me: better score yourself some smack Caleb: Apparently that's what I do for a living now. me: s me: ye Caleb: So, remember that time when you had trouble getting New Yorkers to tell you what time it was? Caleb: It would, in fact. me: wouldn't it be adorable if he put his pot in a baby carriage and showed all the mothers his little ba-by Caleb: I wouldn't want to get him fired from Thundercloud. me: wouldn me: right Caleb: I left the "Try to smoke less pot" on the cutting room floor. me: hey, sole producer credit me: I'm just tryin to keep it together, man me: and how he died during a vacation to Warsaw when he slipped on a holocaust monument me: I'm sorry, I forgot about your grandfather Caleb: Don't you ever say that about the Warsaw ghetto again. me: ! me: slotzy jpnaki hurgle-durble Warsaw ghetto Caleb: You might as well be speaking Polish right now, bra. me: Ruiz impression doesn't work via text Caleb: I am so lost. Caleb: You've lost me. me: fucking tiffany me: fucking fuck man Caleb: What's the fucking point? me: that's the fucking point me: no, that me: fuckin, fuck man, fuckin Tiffany Caleb: And John Ruiz! me: or Mel Caleb: Next time I do an MOS, I'll call you. me: if you ever need someone to be walking around Times Square, being all chatty and willing to talk about how I need to keep it together this year me: send it to your own e-mail account homo Caleb: Send it to my e-mail account and I'll watch it at home. me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPsUmhqncAg me: this is worth seeing me: btw me: I'm done