From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: And I need a Melvin-buffer.
me: oh shit!
Caleb: BECAUSE I MISS YOU, BRA!!!
me: dude why bra?
Caleb: Total bummer, bra!
Caleb: Duuuuude!
me: 29th, bra!
Caleb: Hey, bra, when're ya comin' back? Bra.
me: oh hey!
Caleb: HI, GUY!
Caleb: We talk.
me: he been chattin' you up, eh?
Caleb: Well, I'm done for the day.
Caleb: http://www.nydailynews.com/video/?autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=3281126
Caleb: Check it, yo.
me: so, you know
me: and you an enjoyer of pizza
me: until I hit upon the idea of making John Ruiz the manager of an Austin pizza joint
me: well, you know, I had a similar problem every once in a while
Caleb: Same thing yesterday at Greeley Square.
Caleb: I walked around Times Square for four hours and only got those four people to talk to me.
me: better score yourself some smack
Caleb: Apparently that's what I do for a living now.
me: s
me: ye
Caleb: So, remember that time when you had trouble getting New Yorkers to tell you what time it was?
Caleb: It would, in fact.
me: wouldn't it be adorable if he put his pot in a baby carriage and showed all the mothers his little ba-by
Caleb: I wouldn't want to get him fired from Thundercloud.
me: wouldn
me: right
Caleb: I left the "Try to smoke less pot" on the cutting room floor.
me: hey, sole producer credit
me: I'm just tryin to keep it together, man
me: and how he died during a vacation to Warsaw when he slipped on a holocaust monument
me: I'm sorry, I forgot about your grandfather
Caleb: Don't you ever say that about the Warsaw ghetto again.
me: !
me: slotzy jpnaki hurgle-durble Warsaw ghetto
Caleb: You might as well be speaking Polish right now, bra.
me: Ruiz impression doesn't work via text
Caleb: I am so lost.
Caleb: You've lost me.
me: fucking tiffany
me: fucking fuck man
Caleb: What's the fucking point?
me: that's the fucking point
me: no, that
me: fuckin, fuck man, fuckin Tiffany
Caleb: And John Ruiz!
me: or Mel
Caleb: Next time I do an MOS, I'll call you.
me: if you ever need someone to be walking around Times Square, being all chatty and willing to talk about how I need to keep it together this year
me: send it to your own e-mail account homo
Caleb: Send it to my e-mail account and I'll watch it at home.
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPsUmhqncAg
me: this is worth seeing
me: btw
me: I'm done