From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Zounds, anything for you, Mr. black guy!
me: yo, teach me how to hack, fool
Caleb: But do ya really know, ya heard?
me: I know, yo
Caleb: Yo, it be muthafuckin' cold out there, yo.
Caleb: Anything good to read on the internets today, bra?
Caleb: http://www.redstate.com/diaries/redstate/2008/nov/21/media-shocked-to-discover-how-farming-works/
Caleb: We got called out by Redstate!
Caleb: Yup.
me: you at the daily news?
Caleb: Or rassle 'em.
Caleb: Makes me wanna punch somebody.
me: nattering nabobs
Caleb: Those effete media-niks who can't stand the sight of real American farmers doing their jobs.
me: because they videotaped her interview and then released that interview instead of burying it in the ground!
me: it's a hit piece!
me: right
Caleb: But seriously, I really can't.
Caleb: Those guys!! I can't stand 'em!!!
Caleb: Heh. I wish he would!!
me: Obama's going to shut down conservative talk radio
Caleb: DON'T TREAD ON ME!!!!
Caleb: Spirit of America, bro.
me: I'm really into self-defense and I'm tough
me: oh, absolutely
Caleb: Wanna see 'em?
Caleb: I like handguns.
Caleb: And videotape the rasslin' and then upload the videotape to my blog and show everyone who reads my blog.