From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Joshua: good news --- mr brown
me: done and done
me: I need to write a quick one-page proposal
Joshua: of course - and we'll need john to make enemies of barrett shirts
me: no contract yet, he just called me this morning
Joshua: what's the contract
me: I also need more enemies
Joshua: and 3000
Joshua: making fun of pundits might give you some recognition
Joshua: yes
me: like me being broke and not famous enough
Joshua: sweet --- sounds fun too
me: yeah
Joshua: that solves alot of problems
Joshua: awesome
me: Nederpelt's offering me a $3,000 advance to do a book on how all the pundits are stupid
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me: zomg lol
Joshua: i may need to borrow $20 - pay you back on saturday
Joshua: i'd like to go home early and sit around and smoke cigarettes and eat food
me: NO
Joshua: may i light your cigarette for you mr brown
me: word
Joshua: i don't want to ask andrew again
me: stugatz
me: babbala ghousha muhammed jihad
Joshua: vendetta
Joshua: is that your ultimate response?
me: I know
Joshua: Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama
Joshua: necks are for sheep
me: A SHARK
me: I'M A CLOSER
me: NO TIME TO TALK NOW I'M A SALESMAN I GOTTA CLOSE
me: OIC
Joshua: as in Ultimate Response is your name
Joshua: or maybe i meant - Is that, you're Ultimate Response?