Casting Call for "Cougars;" Slightly Famous Applicant

I understand that you're looking for twenty-something males to participate in an upcoming reality show, and I'd like to be considered. I'm a 27-year-old freelance writer living in Brooklyn, although I'm originally from Texas. My work has appeared in dozens of publications including National Lampoon, The Onion, McSweeney's, nerve.com and Hustler, and my first book, Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design, and the Easter Bunny was released last year to praise from Rolling Stone, Air America Radio, Skeptic, and Alan Dershowitz of Harvard Law School, among other sources; I've done radio interviews, book signings, and other publicity thingamajigs in support of it. I also now serve as director of communications for Enlighten the Vote, a PAC that advocates for the separation of church and state and which was until recently known as GAMPAC.