From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: find us a halloween party
me: zomg lol
Joshua: great idea - or that nasty hooker that came over the oter day
me: maybe I should go as that girl who claimed they carved a b in her face
Joshua: sambo - come on man - people will think it's funny
me: Mel had dibs, but whatever
Joshua: and a red bow tie
me: fine
Joshua: do it...Do IT!!!
Joshua: black face dawg
me: fine
Joshua: you gotta paint your face
me: haven't really gone anywhere in a while
me: yeah, why not
Joshua: wanna come
me: well, now I don't know what to believe
Joshua: prob
me: right
Joshua: and then she'll get cold and want tocome back
me: to some place with lots of young girls dressed as cats and french maids?
Joshua: manhattan probably
Joshua: ???
me: to where?
me: drink a bottle of tequila
Joshua: welll - divya is insistent on going out -
me: you know what we should do tonight?
me: I guess we can have a fallout 3 party
Joshua: bring two - it's a big country
me: can I bring a friend?
me: good, you found one!
Joshua: texecution
Joshua: in my pants - ddddaaaammmmn
Joshua: alot of coffee today
Joshua: Take IT!
Joshua: please - just take my money
me: !?
me: ?
me: !
me: I see
Joshua: ?
Joshua: on cough syrup
me: YOU FUCKED UP MAN
me: you fucked up!
Joshua: *times
Joshua: blurst of time?!
me: yeppers!
Joshua: crazy
Joshua: is that why the red line appears under it
me: I'm also drinking coffee
me: I
me: I mean, I
me: A LOT IS TWO WORDS
Joshua: hauw mainy cawps aff cauphie half u draenc?
Joshua: (sonnufahbeech)
Joshua: very well
me: IDK MY BFF JILL
Joshua: ciriaus
me: nothing lol
Joshua: wut?
me: ZOMG LOOK AT THAT
me: THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?
Joshua: or herself? ...oh
Joshua: LOL What?